This group of Awe-full Ornaments is sure to offend in one way or another. At the very least, your sense of aesthics should feel slighted. Warning: rapid blinking may occur.
The birth of Christ as acted out by fake marshmallows, chocolate bar and graham cracker? Could you get s’more insensitive?
This is a Christmas decoration and is not edible.” Sad but true. It looked so real; I couldn’t resist.
This beaut brings all kinds of sparkle to any holiday decor, especially if your decor contains faux wood paneling.
Oh, sure I could have went with any number of prick jokes, but I happen to think this portly caroler made from dried thistle and felt is pretty clever.